Hector Thorn lived in the city, he was courted by Hortencia Lye. Their relationship was a sham such a pity, He often couldnt stand it and wanted to die

They really only dated to please his mother, who wouldn't have accepted him. Nor would Donald his twin brother, as they claimed it was a sin

All his life he'd wanted a boy, a fella to call his own. Instead he had this 'girl' this 'toy', of whom the pleasures he'd never known

One winters day he saw stood there in the park under the old oak tree, a boy with beautiful chocolate hair so bountiful and curly he did almost wee.

He decided there and then to strike up a plan. No matter the cost be it 6 pounds or 10 to make this boy, this fellow, his man.

He thought he'd wait until later to ask this handsome boy out. But suddenly down by the lake home to a friendly alligator, he heard the most worrying shout!

He glanced to the shore and noticed a picnic, a feast. But also his girlfriend, the harlot, the whore! Having lunch with that scaly beast!